Monday, May 23, 2005


I am a Grape FNORD!
You are a Grape FNORD! mmmmmmmmm grape.......

Which FNORD are you?
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Thursday, May 19, 2005

Revenge of the Sith

i'm about to leave to go see the last Star Wars movie!!!


(end of star wars, star trek just's both a good and bad time for sci-fi, all at once! :( )

but anyway, yea....w00t!

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Wednesday, May 18, 2005

resurrected posts, the second

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resurrected posts, the first

Weapons of Math Instruction

At New York's Kennedy airport today, an individual later discovered to be a public school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule, and a calculator.

At a morning press conference, an official said he believes the man is a member of the notorious al-gebra movement. He is being charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.

"Al-gebra is a fearsome cult,", he said. "They desire average solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of absolute value. They use secret code names like "x" and "y" and refer to themselves as "unknowns", but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. "As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, there are 3 sides to every triangle," Ashcroft declared.

When asked to comment on the arrest, he said "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, he would have given us more fingers and toes.

"I am gratified that our government has given us a sine that it is intent on protracting us from these math-dogs who are willing to disintegrate us with calculus disregard. Murky statisticians love to inflict plane on every sphere of influence," he said, adding: "Under the circumferences, we must differentiate their root, make our point, and draw the line."
He warned, "These weapons of math instruction have the potential to decimal everything in their math on a scalene never before seen unless we become exponents of a Higher Power and begin to factor-in random facts of vertex."

He said, "As our Great Leader would say, read my ellipse. Here is one principle he is uncertain of: though they continue to multiply, their days are numbered as the hypotenuse tightens around their necks...."

A pic of me! I'm basically uploading this so i'll have a pic to use in my profile on blogger.
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Tuesday, May 17, 2005

New blog location (maybe)

I'm trying out blogger, for a few reasons:

  • It's by google (i think)
  • it integrates with hello/picasa (for pics) (which are by google)
  • i set it up to work with feedburner, so it can make podcasting easier
  • it's new and cool (or something)